Featuring at February's SLAMLANDIA! Find me eating lots of pizza!

Slamlandia's (PERFECT) Manifesto: This is the Independent Free State of Slamlandia. We bear no allegiance to the city government of Portland or its environs, except for Arbor Lodge, Elliot, Boise, Cully, that public launch dock down on the river by OMSI, small pockets south of Burnside, and Javier’s Tacos. We do not recognize patriarchy, politics, fascists, or parking attendants. We have a hierarchy based on dog worship. Our currency is to be based on pizza and various sodas. We do not recognize the Gregorian calendar: by doing so this day shall be known as 666. Be gay, be very gay, all ye that hear. Respect this state.